no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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