I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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