i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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