hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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