We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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