Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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