you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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