I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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