are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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