nut hugger
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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