i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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