You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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