She's JV to your varsity
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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