doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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