did you get engaged???
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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