I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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