He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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