don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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