so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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