U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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