I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
