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(901): View more from Tennessee

guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

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(817): View more from Texas

just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies

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Stop drinking before 5

(651): View more from Minnesota

Easier said than done

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(619): View more from California

Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring

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(442): View more from California

the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck

(847): View more from Illinois

godspeed

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(850): View more from Florida

He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!

(407): View more from Florida

You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?

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