This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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