My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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