He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize