She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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