If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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