so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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