But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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