Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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