I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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