What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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