BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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