well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
All the doctor said was why
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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