Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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