return my video game
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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