if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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