just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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