we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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