Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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