Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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