I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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