OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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