i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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