Don't you send me to vm
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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