White coat. Heels.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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