Can Purell be used as lube?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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