i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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