if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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