Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I did not marry a roomba.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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