Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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