we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize