he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
there is glitter all over my balls
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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