No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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