You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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