The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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