this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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