Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
